And I Never Really Did Like Star Wars

[Peegee]

My dad couldn't teach a lemming to commit suicide without losing his temper first, so I had no chance of learning to ride a bike from him and still can't do it despite numerous efforts made at various times in my life.

All humans can ride a bike, and swim in water. These are things I take for granted (like I'd go 'wtf is wrong with you' if you can't do either, and have done that to my friends). I learned to ride a bike when I was 7 years old, I think. I don't recall riding bikes when I was in grade 1, but I was probably on training wheels at the time.

I was also swimming since I was 8, FYI.

[Shlup]

I... don't remember. I was probably four or five. My uncle taught me early.

[Nominus Experse]

I was around 4 or 5 when I was forced to actually learn how to ride my bike without training wheels. My father couldn't stand to have a boy that couldn't manage to ride a bike without training wheels.

It was so very embarassing, you see.

[Disco Potato]

I think I learned with training wheels when I was 6, then had them taken off when I was 7. Haven't really ridden since I was 9 though