"Politicians are a lot like diapers..."

[Rye]

Politicians, for the most parts, are either douches or giant turds. Unfortunately there's not much that's gonna change that.

Let's get out the vote! Let's make our voices heard!
We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It's democracy in action! Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?