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    It's good to be the king

    If you were king/queen of any nation for a day, and could do whatever you want, what would you do?

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    I'd get the best bed possible ,A shiny new crown some hot women, declare war in whichever country you live in (apart from england) and enjoy.

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    I would put Ryo-Ohki on my country's flag =D
    Then I would probably spread corruption throughout the entire government, and scandalously gain millions of dollars.

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    I would build a huge wall to keep demondude out. Then I would demand...a shrubbery! One that looks nice and is not too expensive

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    question: will you be punished for what you did? like after that day is over.

    if not then kill people, rob a bank and nuke some...thing

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    Did I mention going to war with America? Oh right! I did! That and some bitches!

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    This is actually more of a plan for a long term kingship than one lasting just a day, but this is all I've got so live with it.

    Bed as many women as possible (ordering any who resist to be put to death. But it's okay, it's not rape because I'll royally pardon myself!) to create a vast number of illegitimate heirs. Then wait a few years for them all to mature, fake my own death, and watch the fireworks.

    We haven't had enough wars for the throne in England recently. I wanna see William and Harry go at it, although I wouldn't know which one to cheer for. Ponce or dope-smoking nazi? United or Chelsea? Republicans or Democrats? Murderers or rapists? Same principle.

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    Eat a lot of pie and ice cream :3
    ...That seriously sounds best to me right now, so yeah.

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    I would make sure I'd never have to pay student loans or work while I finish my education and enjoy the luxury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    Eat a lot of pie and ice cream :3
    ...That seriously sounds best to me right now, so yeah.
    There better be whipped cream.

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    Destroy EVERY SINGLE BIRD in existence in my country. No joke, I want all of them gone.

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    make it illegal to wear hats...unless you're the king, then not wear one.

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