Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
Troll. Basically you have to hide under a bridge all day, and then jump out when people try to cross. The hours are pretty lousy, but the pay makes up for it, not to mention dental and a company car.
i thought trolls lived in 4chan etc not under bridges (and also they eat cakes. which is pretty awesome.)

pimping is the only legitimate work out there. go get 'em, kid.