OH, NOW I GET IT!Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I GET IT!A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
FuturamalolOH, NOW I GET IT!I GET IT!A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
yay, someone got the reference!FuturamalolOH, NOW I GET IT!I GET IT!A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
One of my favorite lines <3yay, someone got the reference!FuturamalolOH, NOW I GET IT!I GET IT!A longhorn and an aggie are sitting in front of a t.v. while a dog is licking it's nuts in front of them. The longhorn says "Man, I wish I could do that" and the aggie replies "I tried to, but he bit me."
As Cbc has said MORE than once.
"Tsukasa"
There was one I read in a joke book which was three pages long. The punchline involved the ambiguity of an ordinary word with two of it's most common meanings
...Geddit?
Knock Knock. :]
*sigh*
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwaaaayne the bathtub, I'm dwowwningggg!
Rye has the worst collection of knock knock jokes in the history of everything. I suggest you all flee now before she destroys your soul.
Maaan, I knew I forgot to tell my friends one when I was at their apartment.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient Cow!
Impatient--
MOOO!!!
This writer named Steve decided to start writing erotic novels, except he had a little problem, he had never had sex. So then Henry asks him, "have you ever had sex?" and Steve swiftly replied "No, but I have a desk"
It actually makes sense in Norwegian, but it's equally funny in all languages.
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