Motorcyclists of EoFF

[Nominus Experse]

i crashed and dieded

[Shlup]

Motorcycles are dangerous. Not so much because of the people driving them or because you're not as protected when you crash, but because of the other drivers. Other drivers just don't see you until they smashed you dead.

[Nominus Experse]

I'll be sure to carry a spatula on my person while riding. This way, people will be able to remove my carcass from the road much easier.

[rubah]

read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" to get in the mood?

I can't imagine that people would find it comfortable to ride with an erection. Perhaps you should take more cold showers. Or eat saltpeter.

[Rengori]

Motorcycles make me horny too, but I don't admit it. OH SHI

[Yamaneko]

I come close to hitting one of these fools that weave through traffic every morning.

[oddler]

In Southwest Virginia, you are obligated to ride a motorcycle on Sunday if you own one.

I drove one when I was about 10 but I know nothing about them.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

• They give me a hard on
• Whenever I've been a passenger of one, I loved it immensely

I sincerely hope your girlfriend was the driver.

[Nominus Experse]

• They give me a hard on
• Whenever I've been a passenger of one, I loved it immensely

I sincerely hope your girlfriend was the driver.

Nope. I was younger at the time, and so my friends' fathers and sisters were poked.

[Deborah]

Watch out for Cagers!

[Rengori]

• They give me a hard on
• Whenever I've been a passenger of one, I loved it immensely

I sincerely hope your girlfriend was the driver.

Nope. I was younger at the time, and so my friends' fathers and sisters were poked.

Your friend's sisters, right? Otherwise that'd be wrong even for you.

[Nominus Experse]

I am male Rengori: I poke EVERYTHING


I'm thinking of getting a used Kawasaki Ninja 500r. They sound like a superb bike to grow into.

[Roto13]

Motorcycles are loud. They annoy me for seconds at a time whenever they drive by me on the street.

[Nominus Experse]

11000 RPMs will do that