Why the hell is EOFF so addictive?

[Freya]

Hey, guys this is my damn thread and the women who post are my damn women, accept it, there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, yah?

Keep on postin' ladies, you're falling flat faced into my trap!!!

The day you get any woman is the day the US takes over the world without resistance.

That is what you call "Tough Love" she really digs me...

Or "Hatred". One of the too, I prefer the latter.

EoFF is what I do Online. WoW, EoFF, and myspace.

[Resha]

Hazzard, you should not say such things Tavrobel is a great big strong angry man and he has a club. I like you too much to see your brains dashed out by him. For your own sake ;__; STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU WILL DIE.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

...You guys are really somethin' else. You guys remind me of my family. Maybe that's why I keep comin' back. Family. Except the women here. The women are not my Family. They are ALL my lovable playmates. And dammit do we have a good time!

[bipper]

For all the same reason carving "hate" into your wrists is.

[Hazzard]

...This, Tavrobel...I have had run-ins with this guy in the past...his swagger is intimidating, and his tongue is sharp, but - bring - it - on - BABY!!!

[bipper]

...This, Tavrobel...I have had run-ins with this guy in the past...his swagger is intimidating, and his tongue is sharp, but - bring - it - on - BABY!!!

Tavrobel only exists in our minds. Somewhere between Satan and the demeaning father who would always pick on you by signing you up for special ed classes because you would crush cheerios on the table, line up the powder and inhale it through your nose. He really thinks he knows what is best, but he really just knows what is best to make a strange situation even more off base. Damn you daddy.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, what's with y'all this madness over women?! P.I.M.P's don't stress over women son...

[Hazzard]

Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...

[bipper]

Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...

Well then, have fun swinging at the Freudian fog of your repressed memories of your abusive forum father.

[Fonzie]

Aaah, but Bipper, I am prepared physically, and yet mentally for this monster - Tavrobel...

Well then, have fun swinging at the Freudian fog of your repressed memories of your abusive forum father.

Lol, Greg is going to be so pissed that you're talking about him.

[Resha]

Tavrobel's name is Greg? WHAT IS THIS

[Hazzard]

Damn it, I'm shocked as well. I feel miffed.

[bipper]

You cannot name the intangible! There is a difference between Jesus and God. Much is the same with Greg and Tavvy. You rotten blasphemies.

[Hazzard]

Alright, let's not lead this thread astray, back on topic guys!

[bipper]

Alright, let's not lead this thread astray, back on topic guys!

The haphazard astrayness that we have found is just a prime grade-A example of the half assness that makes E0FF the sauce.