'Things XII Characters Would Never Say!'

[Hazzard]

You know what to do, write down things which would be most unlikely for a character in this game to say. Now go! I'll start first...

Vaan : 'Penelo, look, I got a big one!'

Penelo : (looks) 'Gee-Whizz, Vaan, is this your first big one?'

Vaan : *blushes* 'Yahh'

Basch : 'Uhhh-hmmm...that is one big beast you got there, boy, I hope my next one's as big as that!'

Balthier : 'Oh, please, my penis was bigger than that at twelve...'

EVERYONE FROWNS AT BALTHIER

Penelo : 'We were actually talking about that fiend, Vaan killed...'

[demondude]

Fran: balthier lets make some love
Balthier: sorry fran I'm with basch now
Basch: *comes into room naked* uh is this the wrong time.
fran: *dies*
Balthier: lets go basch
5 mins later
Basch: balthier! why are you having sex with penelo!
Balthier but ...but
Penelo: tricked ya.
balthier: *dies*
Basch: geez penelo it...it's huge
penelo: giggle

[Dirufan]

Fran: Let's use a condom.

[Ko Ko]

Man, you fanchildren are NASTY.

[LunarWeaver]

I'm here for a reason.

[Hazzard]

I'm here for a reason.

Best one yet.

[demondude]

FRAN: I'm not here to please all the boys with my over exagerated arse.

[Dirufan]

FRAN: I'm not here to please all the boys with my over exagerated arse.

Says you...

[Baloki]

I think Vaan saying anything more then ". . . . ." would be amazing xD

[Dragonface]

Vaan: Come on Fran, you been working at Playboys before you work in...
Fran: I don't know what yo*BANG!**Drop dead*
Vaan: WTF?!?
Dr Cid: I got myself a rabbit!
AI Cid: You Dumba$$, you killed Fran!
Balthier: WHAT!?!?!*Pull out his gun and shoot at Dr Cid**BANG!**Dr Cid drop dead*
AI Cid: Now I'm THE CID of FFXII!

[Advent VII]

Vaan: Come on Fran, you been working at Playboys before you work in...
Fran: I don't know what yo*BANG!**Drop dead*
Vaan: WTF?!?
Dr Cid: I got myself a rabbit!
AI Cid: You Dumba$$, you killed Fran!
Balthier: WHAT!?!?!*Pull out his gun and shoot at Dr Cid**BANG!**Dr Cid drop dead*
AI Cid: Now I'm THE CID of FFXII!

LOL


(Faceing Zodiark)
Ashe: And now to caputer the power of the final and most devistating esper..
Fran: .... wtf is it?
Vaan: I think, its a.... fish?
Penelo: Kind of looks like a hakf grown frog to me.. Like a tadpole kinda thing or somthing... F me i dunno.
Balthier: ...A tadpole thats, like, being held by its head to a, like, intricat structure of, like, 2 legs and stuff. Like.
Ashe: Actully it kind of reminds me of one of those baby bouncer thngs you put in doorways...
Penelo: Balthier, your not turning into a trani or anything right..? I mean just yesterday I walked in on you trying on frans leather suit thing -
Vaan: Which is totally hot by the way. I'd probably do you if you werent half bunny.
Fran: I will eat you.
Penelo: - and singing " I'm so Pritty". Now your talking funny.
Balthier: ... Like, no.
Basch: Okay, wait just a secound. Your telling me that the final esper, the one that controle darkness, the most powerful of them all, is a tadpole, held by its head in a baby bouncer thing.
Penelp. Yep.
Ashe: More or less.
Balthier: Pritty crazy world, eh hun?
Vaan: True dat (inconspicuisly rests hand on Frans ass).
Fran: (Freezes in place for a secound, befor twilring around delivering a strong spin kick to Vaan's head)
(Group watches as Vaan flys headfirst into Zodiark, KOing them both)
Penelo: I always knew his head was unaterly hard for a reason.
Fran: (Drawing an arrow and taking aim) We'l just have to see how hard the rest of him is then.
Basch: (mouth hanging open).... I quit.
(Starts walking back towards his chocobo)
Vaan: Oww.. Hey guys, look! I beat him! All on my- AAAAHH! MY LEG! THE HOT BUNNY SHOT ME IN THE LEG! AHRG, THIS REALLY HURST YOU KN- AAAAAHH! MY OTHER LEG!

[Bolivar]

Vaan: Which is totally hot by the way. I'd probably do you if you werent half bunny.

lol i imagined Vaan's voice in game saying this, hilarious

[PeneloRatsbane]

Ashe: i love you guys so much, here are some cupcakes i've made!

Fran: I think i'll put on some trousers today

Basch: Hey princess Asshe, just shut the F**K up!!! gawd.

Vaan: (anything in the least bit helpful)

Penelo: Larsa, i am wayyy outta ur league.

Balthier: I think i'll quit pirating and get a nice office job
Fran: and I'll be ur sexutary *growl*