Ashe: i love you guys so much, here are some cupcakes i've made!

Fran: I think i'll put on some trousers today

Basch: Hey princess Asshe, just shut the F**K up!!! gawd.

Vaan: (anything in the least bit helpful)

Penelo: Larsa, i am wayyy outta ur league.

Balthier: I think i'll quit pirating and get a nice office job
Fran: and I'll be ur sexutary *growl*