Some of the best song lyrics ever rubah! *applause*

Anyways, we had a sweet ass storm here in the Metropolis of New Richmond. The winds hit 69 mph at the airport (which I live right by - it is a small rural airport). I, being the dumb ass that I love to be, stood out in the elements. Lightning, hail, tornado warnings - I have an affinity for storms. Well, I decided the storm got a bit heavy so I turned to run into the house and a wind gust picked my up and threw me like a rag doll. I slammed into the side of the house and busted off some siding. I then caught a knee and took a second to recompose after the blow. I then got in the house and sat as the storm tapered off. It was an awesome time.

Not everyone can say they got whipped by a damn near 70 mph wind though. wee!