*Snickers* Bruised ribs, from tree's. Kinda, riding on a dirt bike then Shwak! I was on the dirt, wheezing. Would only happen to me, tree's have been trying to kill me.
Do not land on metal prods when bouncing off a trampoline, nor should you have your bullocks kneed by your girlfriend during a round of sparring (and for that matter, if you are going to be kneed by her, at least have the precaution of first wearing a cup - which I did not).
Ah well, if it occurs more often, I may be able to cancel my vasectomy and save some cash.
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I... scratched up my legs/hands a very, very little today whilst jumping over the wooden fence dividing us from the daycare next door.
...Let's just say that the winds of fate blew in my room, and then out, carrying my PAX card with it. And like hell I was going to let it rot and/or be eaten by a small, screeching child D<
It's quite amusing. Me and my friend Steven often get up to all sorts of antics. The funny thing is that while I generally sustain no major injuries, he comes out the other end with a bunch of lifelong scars. So this summer he's the one who's come out with all of the bruises and bumps while I'm relatively scot free. The only "injury" I've had is to my leg/foot, but that's from a reoccuring muscular problem.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Golf club to the crotch.
Ummm, I was climbing out of this tree, and I jumped the last two feet and I didn't see the huge stumpy branch that poked out and I got a ginormous bruise on my knee from it. <3 I like to poke it :P
I also errupted in tiny bruises everywhere from pulling muscles or something. They are weird.
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My sis' bf gave me a horrid brush burn on my arm.
Oh man.
I once phrased this poorly -- like I cut myself like an emo wuss xD
PG: "My body is covered in scars"
A cursory glance at my body reveals the following recent scars:
- blister scar on my finger
- some unidentified scars on my left hand (back of)
- I still have a cut on my right palm from camping (I think I cut it on a stick or some plants)
- I tried to Tarzan swing into a tree. That didn't work as well as I had hoped (seriously I swung outwards, then didn't let go, then crashed into the tree). Now I have like 3 really dark marks on my left leg with scars and stuff. I also have a very neat scar down my right thigh, on the inside. If girls were to ask what happened I'm going to lie and say I pissed off a girl and she tried to cut my pen0r xDD
- also have some scraps on the left shin from the above incident
- right forearm, near the elbow, I have a scar that I don't remember the cause of
In addition, my legs look like I was shot up by bullets. Literally. People who meet me this summer can ask to see :D
hell smurf yeah i hurt myself...
i messed up my back somehow and went to emergency...they found blood in my urine and checked me for kidney stones...found one the size of a grain of sand...so a couple of days later i felt fine...and now i'm not worrying.
also i bit the inside of my mouth once and it got infected...it was disgusting and hurt really bad.