Oh man.

I once phrased this poorly -- like I cut myself like an emo wuss xD

PG: "My body is covered in scars"

A cursory glance at my body reveals the following recent scars:

- blister scar on my finger
- some unidentified scars on my left hand (back of)
- I still have a cut on my right palm from camping (I think I cut it on a stick or some plants)
- I tried to Tarzan swing into a tree. That didn't work as well as I had hoped (seriously I swung outwards, then didn't let go, then crashed into the tree). Now I have like 3 really dark marks on my left leg with scars and stuff. I also have a very neat scar down my right thigh, on the inside. If girls were to ask what happened I'm going to lie and say I pissed off a girl and she tried to cut my pen0r xDD
- also have some scraps on the left shin from the above incident
- right forearm, near the elbow, I have a scar that I don't remember the cause of

In addition, my legs look like I was shot up by bullets. Literally. People who meet me this summer can ask to see :D