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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Use the Ladies bathroom.
    Dirty bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lekana View Post
    Would you be considered gay if you wanted your now oppisite gender that was previously your gender?
    I would still be bi.
    And I'd... be a guy... and HIT ON GIRLS! Cus most girls I know are straight.
    And I'd have to have sex just to see what it's like for a guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Use the Ladies bathroom.
    Dirty bastard.
    To boldly go where no man has gone before!


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by demondude55 View Post
    What would you do if you woke up and found that you suddenly for no apparent reason became the oppisite gender.
    Local High School football team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
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    I would buy two things:

    A vibrator
    A door lock

    The rest can be easily deduced.

    Then I would give it away for free whore myself out.
    Wait, you're not a girl?
    ...

    You can't be cereal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fonz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I would buy two things:

    A vibrator
    A door lock

    The rest can be easily deduced.

    Then I would give it away for free whore myself out.
    Wait, you're not a girl?
    ...

    You can't be cereal.
    I'm super serial.
    JOY IS A BITCH, but she is so adorable!
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    Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
    whos' obama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Fonz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I would buy two things:

    A vibrator
    A door lock

    The rest can be easily deduced.

    Then I would give it away for free whore myself out.
    Wait, you're not a girl?
    ...

    You can't be cereal.
    I'm super serial.
    You're doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fonz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
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    ...

    You can't be cereal.
    I'm super serial.
    You're doing it wrong.
    You're doing it wrong, it's serial!
    JOY IS A BITCH, but she is so adorable!
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    Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
    whos' obama?

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    I'd have more fun humiliating foul women than I do now, because if a woman insults another woman, it doesn't upset them as much as when a man does it. So when I encountered sluts that are parading around thinking their beautiful, an that every man in the universe thinks their sexy, I'd pretend to them I thought they were beautiful, I'd flatter them for awhile, be very nice to them, then tell them what an ugly unattractive bunch of cheap whores they really are. An then I'd laugh at them as they cry off their fake tan. I'd also find some sad desperate women that are good at cooking an cleaning, an make them do my cooking an cleaning for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
    I'd have more fun humiliating foul women than I do now, because if a woman insults another woman, it doesn't upset them as much as when a man does it. So when I encountered sluts that are parading around thinking their beautiful, an that every man in the universe thinks their sexy, I'd pretend to them I thought they were beautiful, I'd flatter them for awhile, be very nice to them, then tell them what an ugly unattractive bunch of cheap whores they really are. An then I'd laugh at them as they cry off their fake tan. I'd also find some sad desperate women that are good at cooking an cleaning, an make them do my cooking an cleaning for me.
    The Seal Lady is my hero.

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    She is a role model for hilarity.

    EDIT: surely humanity?


    there was a picture here

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    I'd patrol the neighbourhood breaking into people's houses and flykick them in the face if they've forgotten to put the toiletseat down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    I would play with my new boobs and vagina for a few days, and then I would grow bored.
    I'd be a slut for a while. until that got boring.
    But i'd definately taunt males with my boobs.

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    I'd be a prostitute and my pimp would be Discord

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ko Ko View Post

    The Seal Lady is my hero.


    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    She is a role model for hilarity.

    EDIT: surely humanity?
    I'm both!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
    I would play with my new boobs and vagina for a few days, and then I would grow bored.
    I read that wrong at first, an thought you said: "I would play with my new boobs and vagina for a few days, an then I would grow a beard."

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