Dear Shiny, Happy Birthday

[Fonzie]

Oh, an I'll get you that picture one day!

Yeah, when we're both old and saggy.

P.S. I should work for Hallmark.

If you do decide to work for Hallmark put some surprise anthrax in the cards. People will love it.

You'll always be jailbait to me, Shiny, year after year.

I didn't touch that baby!

*appears of cake wearing only banana hammock*

Oh, God...no.

Birthday sex?

Nothanx.

Happy B-day son!

Ay yo, playa playa.

Oooh Shiny. Happy barthdai mai sister, mai friend. happy born born

...What the hell.

Oooh, Shiny, I'm sliding down your hole a Birthday~

I'm not sure what that means, but something is telling me it might involve some sort of lubricant.

Who's Shiny?

I have no idea.

Thankyou all! Especially Dan for the thread.

Apparently, you're a dude now also.

Happy sex change operation.