"Your own... personal... Jesus."

[Tavrobel]

Morgan Freeman in a white suit.

[Old Manus]

[Peegee]

Why does GoBo keep making self destructive threads where he dies?

I imagine Jesus as a dark skinned Jewish man with a well trimmed beard.

[Goldenboko]

I give the people what they want. If they want to see me being brutality slaughtered by Jesus, then who am I to deny them? I make my sacrifice for Spira EoFF.

[Serapy]

Goldenboko is a descendant of Jesus Christ, believe it or not.

Goldenboko is technically Jesus Christ!

I bow down to you, I admire you, I love you, I can do whatever you want!

Please, give me a gift so I can enjoy my whole life before I die!

I'm on your side, forever!

Begging Goldenboko for forgiveness is the greatest mankind's gift ever!

Thank you, my lord!

[Goldenboko]

Serapy, for you I give my trust, treasure it.

[Proxy]

I picture my jesus like he was in actual history. A carpenter. Maybe he'd could be building a nice wooden rocking chair for me, or a crib or craddle or something.

Funny thing about Jesus.

<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though
<Belial`> since the bible has like, a smurfing black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
<Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth
<Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ???
<Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet

[Goldenboko]

I picture my jesus like he was in actual history. A carpenter. Maybe he'd could be building a nice wooden rocking chair for me, or a crib or craddle or something.

Funny thing about Jesus.

<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though
<Belial`> since the bible has like, a smurfing black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
<Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth
<Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ???
<Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet

From what I understand there used to be things on Phase 2, where Jesus was trying to grow into a man and the Devil was tantalizing him into become evil, but the Church didn't want it in the Bible because it included Jesus playing a few practical jokes :P

I <3 the history channel xD

[Quina]

I picture him teaching me how to make the most delicious crackers in the world.

[Jojee]

I picture my jesus like he was in actual history. A carpenter. Maybe he'd could be building a nice wooden rocking chair for me, or a crib or craddle or something.

Funny thing about Jesus.

<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though
<Belial`> since the bible has like, a smurfing black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
<Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth
<Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ???
<Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet

Because he was probably an emo teenager. Why meee and life's not fair and cry and all that. ^_^ *deathmetal* Mind, he had good reason to be.

[Meat Puppet]

American.

[Værn]

<belial`><belial`><catoptromancy><catoptromancy><catoptromancy>My Jesus would be a lawful good celestial cleric, level 17 or higher (capable of casting 9th-level cleric spells [True Resurrection]), with access to good and creation domain spells
</catoptromancy></catoptromancy></catoptromancy></belial`></belial`>

[50calCerberus]

id like to reply to this thread but i have no idea wat u guys r talking about lol...

[demondude]

id like to reply to this thread but i have no idea wat u guys r talking about lol...

Then don't reply then it's not hard.

[fire_of_avalon]

id like to reply to this thread but i have no idea wat u guys r talking about lol...

Then don't reply then it's not hard.

First of all, that's modwhoring, demon. Don't do it.

Second of all, you and KingdomHeartsKing are ordered to stop talking to each other and spamming up threads. If you do it again, I'll have your badges.

Seriously, each of you put the other on your ignore list so you're not tempted to argue.