"Your own... personal... Jesus."

[No.78]

Some wierdo who managed to pursuade a bunch of people that he was the son of god lol

[KentaRawr!]

I'm not all that religious, but whenever I think about what Jesus looks like, the first thing that pops into my mind is the one with long hair, a mildly narrow face, blue eyes, and pale white skin. Not so sure if that's what he REALLY looked like, though.

[Shoeberto]

The size of the Sears Tower, flying around and dropping candy on everyone.

[demondude]

Sorry for the mean remark 50calcerberus I was in a bad mood this morning but I still know I shouldnt have posted that.

I beg for forgiveness. *get on knees and begs*

[Proxy]

From what I understand there used to be things on Phase 2, where Jesus was trying to grow into a man and the Devil was tantalizing him into become evil, but the Church didn't want it in the Bible because it included Jesus playing a few practical jokes :P

I <3 the history channel xD

Haha. That's pretty classy.
"Hey Jeb, come try out this new chair I just made."
*Tries to get out*
"Haha, I put glue on the seat! You're stuck now!"

But really. I should watch the History Channel.
I didn't know that though GB.

[Discord]

Morgan Freeman in a white suit.

Seconded.

[Shiny]

Alanis Morissette as Jesus.