Oh dear goodness, my house is flying!

[KentaRawr!]

Not really. But what would you do if you woke up and YOUR house was flying?

As for me, I'd probably get my vast collection of Ramen Cups, draw a bunch of faces on them, and then give them tissue paper as Parachutes, and drop them all on the un-suspecting millions below me. It would be the invasion of the Ramen Cups.

[oddler]

smurf a witch up and steal some ruby slippers, bitches.

[Freya]

smurf a witch up and steal some ruby slippers, bitches.

I love you in a non sexual way.

[Araciel]

smurf a witch up and steal some ruby slippers, bitches.

I love you in a non sexual way.

you DO know that's like saying 'i want to sit in this go kart, but not drive anywhere'

also, i think i'd become a flying house pirate...i'd terrorize the other flying houses and change my name to no-beard the flying house pirate.

[Freya]

smurf a witch up and steal some ruby slippers, bitches.

I love you in a non sexual way.

you DO know that's like saying 'i want to sit in this go kart, but not drive anywhere'

also, i think i'd become a flying house pirate...i'd terrorize the other flying houses and change my name to no-beard the flying house pirate.

People go places in go carts?!

I'd flash people from up high in the sky, caus eno one would be able to see my goodies!

[scrumpleberry]

I'd drop gifts on people. I'd cash in on the novelty.

...and then become a house pirate.

...

...

Yarrrr!

[Aurey]

Hope I would crash into an airplane.

[Rengori]

Wonder how the neighbors in the other parts of the condo are doing.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

I'd take a number two and wonder where it would go when I flush the toilet...:rolleyes2

[Vermachtnis]

I'd take a number two and wonder where it would go when I flush the toilet...:rolleyes2

Creepy, that's the first thing that came to my mind too.

Second, I'd bring devine judgement in the form of water balloons.

[Jojee]

smurf a witch up and steal some ruby slippers, bitches.

Yep

I'm afraid of heights, though.

[Fonzie]

I'd probably post about it.

[Jessweeee♪]

smurf a witch up and steal some ruby slippers, bitches.

I'd hum the theme that plays when Dorothy sees her ride by her window.

dum dum-dum dum-duuuum dum

[The Unknown Guru]

I would attempt to relentlessly spam these forums then curse my house for flying away and severing my internet connection.

Then i would eat a pizza in celebration of using the word "severed" for something it's not normally used for.

[Nominus Experse]

Wonder how the smurf I am supposed to get to work