I'd choose to sacrifice myself, and I'd use those 10 minutes to tell everyone at EoFF who I think is a twat that they are a twat. Ah what the hell, I'll do that now!

Dear every single person who has registered at EoFF and isn't me,

You are a twat. No, really. You're just going to have to accept it and move on.

Your pal,
Psychotic.

Well now I guess I have nothing to do for those ten minutes.