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    A Lyrical Storm Is Coming TyphoonThaReapa's Avatar
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    All right children. Calm down. A'yo, I'll shade some light on the subject by telling you guys what I'll do. First of all, I will automatically choose not to sacrifice myself. Listen people, once I'm dead, what matters to you guys won't make a difference due to the fact that the only perception I can trust is my own. And most of the time, I can't even trust that! Hell, for all I know, this life can be a dream. Secondly, I vowed to myself a long time ago to find away to prove that I exist without the aid of Gods or Demons. Why can't we exist by our own terms? Why would you want to exist by someone else's terms? And ,last but not least, everyones gonna dead sooner or later. So, stop trying to prolong the inevitable and go to sleep bitch!:rolleyes2
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
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    lohl you're joking right? i'd poke the angel in the eye and laugh as i walked away.

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    Have the fastest quickie on the face of the earth, inject some LSD through an IV, and simply float on colours and sound till death.
    ...

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    I don't have a problem with the world ending.

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    So wait, if I don't sacrifice myself, do I automatically go to Hell? And if I don't go to Heaven or Hell if I do sacrifice myself, where do I go?

    I'd ask the divine being these questions before I make my decision.

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    No Heaven or Hell? That means I become part of the Lifestream right? lol

    I'd... go have sex with people while enjoying video games. If I can't have sex with my boyfriend I'd go find some girl lol

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    Bump for more interesting replies.

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    "Bumping is illegal in these forums!"

    I'd be an evil bastard and correct everything and everyone as well as "enforce the rules" on everyone here at EOFF!

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    I'd think "What a co-incidence, there was a thread on this the other day" then go sacrifice myself
    ...Geddit?

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    I'd do a number of things

    A) kick angel in nuts
    B) kill all enemys
    C) Kill all my teachers
    D) moan about how I spent the last minutes of my life killing people
    E) kill myself.

    Viola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fonz View Post
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    This world does not deserve to be saved.
    You wouldn't even do it to save your girlfriend, your friends, and your family?
    The sudden unexplained disappearance/death of a loved one would probably strike them more than the sudden end of the world.

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    I'd make another baby to pass on more of my brilliance, and somewhat divine importance.
    Yep. Make lots of babies. Lots & Lots of sex in 10 minutes.
    Go ahead...Make your comments.

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    The divine being is probably just tricking me and trying to get me to commit suicide >=( Bastard.


    Wat
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    I concur with Jojo. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by t3h Joj
    The divine being is probably just tricking me and trying to get me to commit suicide >=( Bastard
    To YOU maybe.
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