"I am so much older than I can take."

[The Ceej]

At this point I have two options:

1. Turn this thread into a thread about Nirvana
Or
2. Just let it go and stay on topic.

Hmmm....

Anyone remember the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space? That movie was funny in a way that I don't believe many movies ever tried to follow. Completely straight while the humor is in the ridicularity of the plot.

People are buying record players now because they have more "feeling" in the music? Hell, I had a record player when I was a kid. I know how a record sounds. Scratchy. I have one now, but only to play the records I still have from when I was a kid.

All For Leyna by Billy Joel and Died In Your Arms Tonight by The Cutting Crew start with the same tune played by different instruments. Don't believe me? <del>Download them</del>Buy the albums. They even came out the same year, so who copied whom?

<url ="http://myspacebashing.com/viewtopic.php?t=872"><url ="http://myspacebashing.com/viewtopic.php?t=872">I remember when kids' songs actually were kids' songs. Now they're just remakes of popular songs of the day sung by kids.</url></url> I linked that segment to a whole post about that I wrote on another forum last year. It's a lot more appropriate than getting into it here.

Remember when they used to rerelease the classic Disney movies every seven years in the theaters? Now all they do is release a sequel or remake of said movies.

Yeah. The '80s and '90s. That was a time when there was actually stuff worth watching on TV. Now television is crammed with all these reality shows. I know there were a few before it, but if it weren't for that piece of crap, Survivor, television producers wouldn't have realized that they can pay pennies to get crap on the air and people would watch it almost as much as if they paid a decent amount for a quality show that may or may not succeed.

Anyone remember those hollow half-balls? You know. The ones you turn inside out and set on the table. Then you wait a few minutes and it jumps off the table. What were those called?

Well. I could go on, but I'll just come back later with more.

EDIT: I confronted my brother when he came home from work. It turns out he just told me that so I'd repeat it and make an ass out of myself. He denies he ever said it. I know he did because I don't know any other highschool teachers. Now he's telling me that kids today don't know who Alanis Morrissette is. I'm not going to fall for it this time.