I Need To Move...RIGHT NOW

[Værn]

The neighbors to the west and east of my house both moved; nobody's moved into the east neighbors' old house, and after about a year I've still never even spoken with the people in the west neighbors' house. Across the street from me lives one of the school's janitors, which is helpful if I ever leave anything at the school =) Beside him is a crazy huge family who's always arguing. I literally went outside with a bowl of popcorn to watch them scream at each other on the porch one time when I was bored out of my mind.
Anyways, back on my side of the street, next to the now-vacant house is a family that consists of my sister's friend and her brothers who set out sound systems in cars for a living; the next building down is the chiropractor/clinic; and at the end of the street is the bar, which is right next to a local pizza shop.
So, in all my neighborhood consists of:
-My family
-Unknown neighbors; for all I know they're psychopathic murderers O_0
-Vacant house
-Constantly fighting gangsta family
-Stereo system family
-The janitor and his family
-Clinic
-Bar
-Pizza place
-An awesome stray cat that likes to hang out on my porch ^_^

Perfect neighborhood? You be the judge!