Let's see, I've stolen Food, Cable, Water, Electricity, Money, Girlfriends, Lives, Guns, Cloths, Batteries for my GameBoy, a Dog, A Snake, A Big Screen T.V., and a whole bunch of other things during Hurricane Katrina...
Oh so you were that guy pulling a big screen T.V. through a bunch of dirty water.
I stole a sea shell and a toy mouse when I was younger. No idea why.