Locke is more the type of guy where, say, you were his girlfriend and you guys were hiking and then a rope-bridge gave out while you were crossing it, he'd just let you die. And then he'd use magicite to bring you back to life, but only for, like, 8 seconds. And he'd ask some creepy old guy to preserve your dead body in his basement forever.

At one point, I recall Edgar considering making a pass at a 10 year old. But, he also did disguise himself as a leader of a gang of criminals whose primary goal was to get booty. That's quite pimp, right there.

You know who strikes me as quite the player? Cyan. I mean, the guy was writing sexy letters to some girl in Maranda. I think that perhaps Cyan was responsible for his wife and son's death. He wanted to get them out of the way so he could be free to live on a mountain and write letters to other guys' wives and keep various books in locked chests while conviniently leaving the key to said chest dangerously close by.

Oh, I meant to make a joke about the botanical cave decor that Cyan shows off in his weird cave room. Add that in there somewhere.

Nah, I guess Cyan is too creepy. My actual vote goes to Prince Ralse. He got all the ladies, one way or another. Even if he had to invade their castle while singing.

Which reminds me of Setzer, who is totally willing to commit felony kidnapping to force a girl to marry him.

But realistically, there are only two people in the game whom we know have had standard human sex. And it's not Madonna and Maduin because Maduin, in fact, not human.

No, it's Duane and Katarin.

So I change my vote to Duane, for being the only guy in FFVI who was unquestionably getting some action.