Everybody knows you run faster with a knife.

[Fonzie]

Do you run fast?

I'd like to say I have average speed.

[oddler]

I was a pretty fast kid in high school. I think my best mile time was like 6:37 or something.

[Shoeberto]

Good reference... assuming you watch the series and aren't just one of the nubs that got linked a random FPS Doug clip.

I'm pretty slow and have like 0 endurance. So...

[Sergeant Hartman]

I was pretty fast a few years ago, but now, nahh not much fitness left in me

[Ko Ko]

I'd like to say I run fast, but whenever I run I collapse in coughing spasms.

[Rocket Edge]

I'm fast enough, but I won't last any longer than awhile without colapsing on the ground with a cramp. Darn alcohol.

[Jojee]

I don't run that fast, I'm not a sprinter :3 But in high school track my best 800 meter run time (a lil over half mile~) was 2:56.

[Cz]

I don't work much at keeping fit, so while I've probably got the potential to be pretty fast, I'd say I'm a little below average.

[Nominus Experse]

I ran Cross Country, and refused to stop running even after my high school years ran dry.

I wouldn't say that I am particularly fast, but I would deem myself a little above average. 5k at around 18:00 right now, which is right there in the mid-range.

[Comet]

I am quite fast. My fastest time in 100m is 12.32 which is quite good

[Fonzie]

I ran Cross Country, and refused to stop running even after my high school years ran dry.

I wouldn't say that I am particularly fast, but I would deem myself a little above average. 5k at around 18:00 right now, which is right there in the mid-range.

I ran Cross Country, and had pretty good endurance.

[Zeldy]

I did cross country in primary school, and came like 40th out of 200. So I volunteered to do it a few years later in high school, and it bloody killed me. I havent really run since
I thought I ran pretty fast, like in 100m, 200m and relays, but then everyone beats me!

[Psychotic]

Like everyone else, I don't think I'd be terrible over a short distance, but I'm severely lacking in stamina to run for a long time.

Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.

Axis is gay

I'm one of the fastest I know sprinting, but I hate long distance. When the courts were covered in snow and we couldn't have tennis practice, the coach made us run 3 miles indoors instead, which lasted for about 2 weeks straight. I was near dead by the end of that week.

[LunarWeaver]

I lack stamina of any kind to do anything. D: