Everybody knows you run faster with a knife.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Also, yes, you do run faster with the knife than with the panzerfaust.

Axis is gay

I'm one of the fastest I know sprinting, but I hate long distance. When the courts were covered in snow and we couldn't have tennis practice, the coach made us run 3 miles indoors instead, which lasted for about 2 weeks straight. I was near dead by the end of that week.