Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
If you had to make a choice between running uphill from a shark or letting the shark catch you and having to fight it by hand, but the hill was really steep (we'll say a 45° incline) and very tall (fifteen miles tall) and you couldn't stop running for an hour (minimum 10mph) would you rather do the hour run or take your chances with the shark?

(note, if you cannot run for an hour, you will slide down the hill into the tank with the shark. The tank has metal sides you cannot climb out of. You are equipped with yourself and a tree branch)
Ridiculosity ensues.
Quote Originally Posted by demondude55 View Post
I'll seduce the shark and have sex with it we will then sleep together.
whilst sleeping I'll sneak out With nothing lost apart from my dignity.
You can't have sex with a shark . . . you can't have sex with anyone. *Jack Sparrow-style pointing* "Unic"

Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
You guys are ignoring the point of the exercise! You aren't making up a way to live, you're deciding how you want to die!
Why would I die? If I were to go against the mountain, I'd just jam my hands inside the sharks gills and hold on for dear life on its back. But because there is no way out of the tank, I'd eventually get tired of swimming if the shark's body didn't float.