What would the devil even do with the darned thing? Personally, I think he'd play chess with it. What about you?
If you sold your soul to the devil...
What would the devil even do with the darned thing? Personally, I think he'd play chess with it. What about you?
Chew on it like gum I hope!
Empower it with powers so I can destroy the minions of the LORD
I dunno, who cares. If I sold my soul to the devil I would be too busy abusing my newfound powers.
He would let it sit for a week with a few dozen other souls then throw them at god's house.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
He'd wonder where my soul was, and then get royally pissed that I just tricked him out of my soul.
Apparently he and the big guy are in a kind of a competition to see who gathers more souls so yours would be helping his side win. Not that people who sell their souls care.
I think the concept tries to teach you that giving up an entire eternity for one short period of success/ power or whatever is a bad idea. A lot of people disagree though.
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
He would make it eat corn beef and cabbage every day for every meal. Lot of pain and torment there.
Sell it for a profit. It's what I'd do.
there was a picture here
Dude, you don't like Corn Beef and Cabbage? You're absolutely insane.Originally Posted by MustangCobraSVT
the devil bought my soul for a jelly donut. also, i'm quite sure he's using it to stop up a hole in the hell/earth's crust border.
Simpsons reference = Win
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
ah yes that would be nice but i believe it wasn't a jelly version in that episode, but a normal, 'holey' donut.
and so, as per usual, i lose.
Use it for collateral. Or make it do gruntwork.
You're selling your soul for a donut, that's close enough.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Can't sell my soul.
Doesn't belong to me.
=]
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