Parlez-vous le français?

[Zeldy]

Pas allemand! Ca va? jadore le français? Jai deteste le français; c'est enneyeux!

I don't know how to say how long have you known it/learnt it?
Did you/do you find any aspect of the language difficult? I sure did, I was fine with French and enjoyed it until the past/present/future tense was brought into it.

[Denmark]

I know a bit of it, picked up from my roommate and one of my good friends. i'm pretty sure i don't know how to spell any of the stuff i know how to say. je m'appelles robert

[Levian]

Parce que je le vaux bien?

I know two sentences of French, not much unlike Giga Guess I think!

[Lawr]

Combien de temps des types avez-vous su le français ?

[Freya]

I was in France like 2 weeks ago :P I felt so lost, so no I don't speak it. Plus they were rude. I'm learning German. I'll be going into my 4th year. The whole sentence structure thing gets me though :P It's so different from english. The whole SVO of english compared to the SOV of german. >.< I plan on trying to become fluent in it, they were really nice when I was there and I respect that so It gave me the want to learn their language more.

[Peegee]

Je suis le gateaux. Et Vous?

(ps: not a typo)

[Flying Mullet]

I took two years of French to satisfy the language requirement for graduation in high school, but I never really enjoyed it.

[Lawr]

Je suis le gateaux. Et Vous?

(ps: not a typo)

Combien de fois employez-vous la salle de bains ?

(PS: Not a Typo )

[Zeldy]

Je suis le gateaux. Et Vous?

(ps: not a typo)

Je suis fantastique, merci.

I only know like basic basic french, and I did it for 3 years, so don't expect me to reply to everything. I can just about say my name and where I live

[Lawr]

Combien de fois employez-vous la salle de bains ?

(PS: Not a Typo )

Translated: How often do you use the bathroom?

[Rengori]

I surrender!

That's French, right?

[Sergeant Hartman]

Fromagé Frais?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I know too little words to be able to construct a half-decent sentence and that's when I haven't been asked a question

[Mercen-X]

"Parlez-vous le français?"

Peche means peach

I can't believe no one's singing that damn song by now!

[Xaven]

I was in French 1 for a week at the beginning of high school due to a schedule fluke. I can count to 20 and say the alphabet. :P

I surrender!

That's French, right?

Ahaha.