Presumptious poast about being able to dance

[Peegee]

YouTube - Dance to Inspire, Inspire to Dance

Rye bread created a thread about dancing that basically made me remember that the majority of people don't know how to dance (well) and also harbor negative associations with dancing. I will get crap excuses like how dancing is for losers, or at clubs I will see a literal line of men who are afraid to dance or do anything, so they stand there and stare.

Now I'm not trying to be judgemental about people who can't dance. I am being judgemental about people who REFUSE to dance. Is there something wrong with dancing that I didn't pick up in my 9 years of dancing? If you don't think you can dance, you can learn by practicing. I assure you when I first tried to dance....oh wait I danced so well I drew crowds (no lie).

Damnit...but still, imo yous got sum asplaning to do.

edit: "presumptuous"

[Flying Mullet]

I can't dance to save my life, but that's never stopped me from making an ass of myself on the dancefloor.

[Peegee]

I can't dance to save my life, but that's never stopped me from making an ass of myself on the dancefloor.

I wanna see vids of you, and anybody else who is shameless enough to admit this. <3

[Flying Mullet]

I'm shameless enough to admit it, but there are no videos of it.

[Meat Puppet]

I’m pretty much like Flying Mullet here—the only exception being that there are videos of me “dancing.”

[Peegee]

I’m pretty much like Flying Mullet here—the only exception being that there are videos of me “dancing.”

I would very much liek to view these vids.

hirez?

[Bunny]

Why should I dance?

[Lawr]

Dancing is for losers...

[Fonzie]

I do the monster mash.

[Peegee]

I do the monster mash.

Jamming.

Dancing is for losers...

Statements != valuable statements without an argument behind it. Why am I loser for dancing?

[Lawr]

I do the monster mash.

Jamming.

Dancing is for losers...

Statements != valuable statements without an argument behind it. Why am I loser for dancing?

Because if I can't do it, no-one can!

[Fonzie]

Since when where you the dance expert?

[Peegee]

Since when where you the dance expert?

He's the expert. It doesn't matter when. What he says goes.

-_-;

[Bunny]

My question was not answered!

[aquatius]

I'll learn to dance when you learn to spell.