Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
I guess he'd be British, have brown eyes, brown longish hair that's not too long, 5'11 or so, with a wonderfully slim figure and a spunky unshaven look. He'd enjoy playing video games where people can be shot in the balls, and he'd love football (specifically Liverpool) and enjoy the torture of baby animals. He'd also have to be an EoFF member, a Cid's Knight, no less, perhaps even the best Cid's Knight. Why, with his dashing good looks, wonderful career prospects, charm, wit and intelligence, he'd be perfect and then some! IF ONLY SUCH A GUY EXISTED! IF ONLY!

(in other news, still single, ladies! PM me plzzzzzz! need internet girlfriend for cyber!)
I think such a guy would simply be too perfect and lead anyone in a relationship with them to question their own role in today's highly pressured and 'gotta be perfect' society, possibly leading to mild insanity.

In other news, I am also 5'11 with brown hair, am not a Cid's Knight, support Everton FC, am not terribly slim and lack career prospects, so I'm a much more realistic venture.