Alright, let's see if we can come up with some decent ideas here. The idea of this game is that we post some funny sounding Engrish tlansrations of some character names, towns, equipment, items, spells etc in FF games. Here are some examples: Mega Frale, Tifa Rockhalt, Culaga/Coolaga. One "translation" per post is enough. I'll start:

Ballet Warrace