Randomize a person of your preferred gender:

[bipper]

I just want to see what nominous says. I imagine dead snakes, black leather, and sharp toys would be involved.

[Hambone]

It would be a little too impulsive for my taste. I find subtlety to be much more attractive in women than impulsiveness.

[Freya]

I'd be too suspicious. You know, think they are trying to kill me. Some spy that knows that I know too much and is trying to get close to me so in the middle of the night when they've "earned" my trust they'll attempt a murder. 'Cept I wouldn't trust them anyway, I don't trust anyone so they couldn't earn my trust. So then I'd know they were going to attempt to kill me and there would a very bloody, very violent, very messy fight. Ultimately I'd win anyways but I think just saying no in the begining might work. But then they'd still be after me but I wouldn't be as prepared for my ultimate doom they want to inflict on me. So hmmmm, I dunno.

[The Unknown Guru]

Depends on how desperate I am at the moment.