Become a paid, somewhat successful writer and illustrator
Have a house (which I design) in New Zealand near the sea
Own two Maine Coons, a Pembroke Corgi, a few Bantam Chickens, a French Bulldog, and an African Parrot.
Purchase a Boba Fett replica
Get a vasectomy and laser eye surgery
Pierce my back 6 times, my ears 5-7 times, eyebrow, penis, nipples, and neck once.
Tattoo 3/4 of my body
Have my wife smile every day
Donate my body weight in blood
Save someone
Go to bed sometime
Own and operate a motorcycle
Have an Irish Christmas
Bungee jump, sky dive, and travel in a Zorb
Not be disappointed when my penis finally dies at age 50+



Be mostly, to simply enjoy life, so that when I look back on it when I am within the last stretches of my life, I drift into a happy sleep eternal.

Yeah, right... I'll die in a motorcycle accident, I'm sure of it...