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    You will be informed that you will be the only one who is going to have these precious machines packaged on your door mat! So what would you do with them?

    I would do:

    1) Fast forward to the point of time when Square Enix is about to release Final Fantasy 13. I'd get it and go back to present and start making fun of people who doesn't have FF13 and then play FF13 peacefully! Oooh, I'd fast forward to 20 years later and check out the new versions of FF too!

    2) Hm... I'd go back to the past when I was a baby, I want to remember clearly what have I been doing as a baby and what things have happened around me.

    3) Time freezer sounds fun. I use it... faaap everything frozen except me... Hmmm.... I'd rob a bank LOL or trick people into believing that I'm a god. I'd trick cards from casinos.

    4) Oh hmmm with TT, I'd go back and try to bring dead people back to life as many as I can.

    5) Oh yes, going back to 2 millions years ago and I'd love to pat a huge dinosaur and try to find out how exactly they died.

    I couldn't think of any more... anyways, do you believe in Time Travel? I do, well not exactly to some extent but I do believe that it's more possible to travel to future rather than going back. I began to wonder that if you travel in the space and try to do something there... like if you go inside a black hole and try to crawl out of it afterwards, there, the time will be passed extremely fast but the problem is... you will be instanteously dead. However if you can manage to absorb a substance of a black hole and try to anticipate/invent it into an empty metal thing, add a button on the top of the metal thing... and then click it, bingo!

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    If I had a time machine I'd freeze time and go to the girls changing room at school.

    Then I'd accidently push the button again somehow and time would move again.
    Pain would be imminent.

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    I'd never use a time machine. A time freezer, now that's another story! I'd check out all the hot naked chicks or something. Because I'm a <s>perv</s> guy, and that's what we do.
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    I could used a time freezer to clean the house while the kids are sleeping! Amazing! I will only buy one if the Oxi-clean guy is selling them.

    Like the loonyboobies, I am against the use of time machines. Us people from the future hate them, as they are illegal there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    I could used a time freezer to clean the house while the kids are sleeping! Amazing! I will only buy one if the Oxi-clean guy is selling them.

    Like the loonyboobies, I am against the use of time machines. Us people from the future hate them, as they are illegal there.
    What else does bipper know about the future?

    Also, I would be tempted to do dirty things with such a device but I would not do them...well maybe I would....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    I'd never use a time machine. A time freezer, now that's another story! I'd check out all the hot naked chicks or something. Because I'm a <s>perv</s> guy, and that's what we do.
    Absolutely.

    Although maybe I'd go and chill in the Crusades for a while. Y'know, have a few beers with the Knights of Templar and slay a Saracen or two. Sounds like a jolly old lark to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fredsanford View Post
    What else does bipper know about the future?
    It is very dire. Especially for you. Don't order the chowder, friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    I'd never use a time machine. A time freezer, now that's another story! I'd check out all the hot naked chicks or something. Because I'm a <s>perv</s> guy, and that's what we do.
    Absolutely.

    Although maybe I'd go and chill in the Crusades for a while. Y'know, have a few beers with the Knights of Templar and slay a Saracen or two. Sounds like a jolly old lark to me.
    Loo...ny BoB and Psych...otic sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., first comes love, second comes marrage, third comes Rye in a baby carrage (holding some UnneXRaist LuvLuv books...).
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fredsanford View Post
    What else does bipper know about the future?
    It is very dire. Especially for you. Don't order the chowder, friend.
    Ok, thanks Bipper. Guess I will have to work harder in college...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baloki View Post
    Loo...ny BoB and Psych...otic sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., first comes love, second comes marrage, third comes Rye in a baby carrage (holding some UnneXRaist LuvLuv books...).
    Fourth comes Baloki being banned again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Baloki View Post
    Loo...ny BoB and Psych...otic sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., first comes love, second comes marrage, third comes Rye in a baby carrage (holding some UnneXRaist LuvLuv books...).
    Fourth comes Baloki being banned again.
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    I make my manloves well known. I have no reason to keep such a potential lovelove relationship a secret. But no, Psy isn't as good in bed as Dan is.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    I never said Psy was going to replace Dan, only you had a secret love
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    Quote Originally Posted by demondude55 View Post
    If I had a time machine I'd freeze time and go to the girls changing room at school.
    Who needs that when you got the epic hole in the wall

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    I'd probably rewatch the first 19 years of my life and hope it doesn't look as wasted as I sometimes think it was.

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