I'm here to make a change.

[Fonzie]

I'm here to change you, EoFF.

How can I change you?

Less stupid posting?

Edit: Not this one, no not at all.

I will try.

Sex change?

Maybe later.

change your socks plsthxbai.

Hardly ever wear socks, and you spelled 'please', 'thanks', and 'bye' wrong.

Change the forum through LOVE.

Will do.

Plastic surgery.

In what way?

love me :mog:

Will do.

Leave.

Give me by the end of the day.

Get rid of slimy teenagers. (GROSS)

Welcome to the internet.

If you're looking for a serious answer become an EoFF Role Model and follow the rules of EoFF so people will look up to you and follow in your footsteps.

If you're looking for a sarcastic answer you can turn us into cash and put us through a change machine.

*insert sarcastic answer here.*

More hentai?

I would, but not today.

Less Hentai?

Maybe.

Delicious cakes?

Hell yes.

How do I shot web?

You tell me.

Make the internet out of choc-o-late.

Done.

I'm here to change you, EoFF.

How can I change you?

Eliminate Goldenboko. It will eliminate the fear of approaching GenChat inside me.

*does not compute*

Start wearing deodorant. Be nice to browse without your stench.

More like oatmeal, am I right?

Phase 1: Construct additional pylons and encourage small children to fly their kites near them, collect the ensuing corpses and taxidermize.

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit


Alternatively, someone could write slash fiction about the various members here. Any volunteers? And if you're taking requests, you can pair theundeadhero with Iceglow, as that would be hilarious... in the meantime, The Fonz and Wolf Kanno are doing something naughty in the bathroom until Psy and Psi burst in, combine powers and destroy the taps, causing them all to be sprayed with both very hot and very cold water, causing all four victims to explode. Just like in Alien3.

Sounds like the 2008 meet-up.

oooh oooh i know! I KNOW!

NO FAT CHICKS!

I'd say a fat joke, but I'd get another ban.

make me a man or a sex Goddess

Want some free Plastic Surgery?