true talents

[Madame Adequate]

I am absolutely awesome at everything that isn't a sport, and if I made the effort I would be great at that as well.

No, no, you think I mean I'm great at writing essays and playing Halo. That's true. I'm also great at hoovering the carpet, for instance. I am literally genius at almost everything.

[Rengori]

Dammit, I was going to make this thread, and call it, "What can you most can't the least?"

What I most can't the least is everything but sports.

I can poo poo, pee pee & fart fart at the same time.

Tch, a girl pretending that she has to ever go number 2. :rolleyes2

[Tallulah]

i r gewd at spelin gramar and.

In all seriousness, I can pick up on the tiniest grammatical, spelling or punctuational error, and even feel bad when I send a text with such an error on it. My particular favourite is noticing superfluous apostrophes: they appear everywhere; it's so annoying. I also pride myself on being the only person in my second grade class to know what parentheses were, and that includes the teacher. Although, to my shame, I only learnt how to use the semi-colon properly quite recently.

As a result, I'm really good with words and can knock out some pretty good stories, mainly fanfictions being the nerd that I am. I was re-reading a couple of my chapters, and thinking how AMAZING they were.

[bipper]

I can poo poo, pee pee & fart fart at the same time.

Tch, a girl pretending that she has to ever go number 2. :rolleyes2

Yeah, we all know they dun do that. It is what makes em so full of . :mog: Always peeing cause yer pissed off. I have been in the girls bathroom, there is no where to stand. If you sit when you pee, I can logically deduce that you stand to poop, but I never seen any pooping bays in there. Sick fiends.

[Mogi]

I'm naturally talented in some areas, and I pick up most of the rest easily. My problem is that I can't stand showing off to the point that, sometimes, I'll completely stop being active if I think someone is watching me.
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[Evastio]

Basically anything involving persistance, knowledge, or absolute craziness I'm good at.

[Vermachtnis]

I'm the best at knowing random trivial knowledge. Like did you know that one in a hundred million lobsters are blue.

I guess I'm fairly talented at writing. I dunno I like to recycle characters.

[Ashi]

I tended to be best at writing classes (English and Arabic although the grammar in the latter subject has always given me nightmares). I found I was able to enjoy them most and be creative at them. I enjoyed mathematics to a certain extent, but I do not want to re-live my final highschool year.

Other things I tended to be okay at were probably sports, then. I thought I picked up at an adequet speed when learning tennis / figure skating / horse riding (at least, the instructor of this particular sport refused to believe that I never rode before, which is weird, as I felt I did horribly for weeks).

[Shlup]

Hooray for no talents or skills!

[fredsanford]

I have fast hands about it.