I have a wide variety of jokes and lines that I really never notice until I say them, so I'll get back to you on this, EoFF.
I have a wide variety of jokes and lines that I really never notice until I say them, so I'll get back to you on this, EoFF.
Too shy for pickup lines.
Here's my best:
Going my way?
owait....
My favorite line is 'Don't scream and I won't kill you.'
The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
"Ha! Is that your real name, or are you a stripper?"
JK...I dont use pick up lines yet.
"can I borrow your eyeliner?"
and one of the worse ones but makes me laugh everytime I watch the russell brand clip where he does it:
"Look darling just get in the smurfing van"
I'm mildly surprised that I haven't seen this one here yet.Originally Posted by Bash.org