i told someone from the states that i didn't live in a state once and there was a long pause in the conversation while she tried to figure it out....what seemed like ten minutes later, she asked 'where are you from then?'

as though i could live nowhere if i didn't live in the states...rick mercer said it best- canada is bigger than the states and we're on top...if we were in prison, they'd be our bitch.

also i don't ask stupid questions, i give stupid answers.