Whats your best pick up lines?!?

[final fantasy is stinky]

so the title pretty much explains is all. What are your best or worst or just plain stupid pick up lines??

[The Unknown Guru]

My worst: "Good thing I brought my library card, because I am checking you out!"

This is my best. It isn't too bad, especially if they get the reference: "Hi, I'm Sam. You may not be able to tell by looking at me, but I can run really, really fast."

[Psychotic]

Hey, I'm going outside for a walk. (Hold out hand) Would you mind holding onto this for me?

[BardTard]

(to someone who is scared of spiders)

"Hey a spider just crawled in your pants."

[Lynx]

if you were a McDonaldds meal yous be McGorgeous

thats actually the worst one ive ever heard but it made me laugh a lot

[Goldenboko]

"I find that the most erotic part of a women is the boobies."

[mooglebunni608]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!"

I have a ton more! Like, "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

<3

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Here's one I've heard before...Sike! I just made this up! I think...


"Girl ya' name must be Mary Jane. 'Cause you got me higher than a kite!"

[Loony BoB]

Hi, I'm Loony BoB, and I'm an administrator at Eyes on Final Fantasy.

It's worked for me so far!

[The Mog Ninja]

Let's screw!

[Resha]

I like nerdy ones. They make me lol.

> Your name is *Leslie*? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
> Hey baby, let's 1 / cos x! (that makes sec x, btw)
> You must be massive because I'm attracted to you.
> Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
> You're so hot you denature my proteins. And my enzymes. And whooo.
> Can I annex your territory after class? (LOL)
> I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.


They're just so :laughing:


edit: a bio one for the road: I wish I were your DNA helicase because I want to unzip your genes!

[demondude]

Lets smurf.

It works sometimes.

In all honesty though I don't use pick up lines I find them cheesy.

EDIT BY BoB: I'm a poopy head.

Don't worry I won't do it again.

[Bunny]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

With a sad face () and maybe a "wost" instead of the "lost".

[Hazzard]

I like nerdy ones. They make me lol.
> Can I annex your territory after class? (LOL)
> I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

lol, those two were funny.

[Lasher]

Some of those are pretty bad guys. lol. Has anyone of them seriously ever worked? That'd be impressive. lol.