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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin IV View Post
    At this point I'd wish they could get a remake done ASAP just so people will finally shut the frick up about it.
    Then we'd have to listen to how they were right all along.
    How are we "wrong"? Just because Square have not in any way officially stated they're making a remake doesn't mean that if someday they do, we were wrong to say they currently aren't.

    As it is right now, it's not been announced, so it's logical to assume it's not happening. I mean like, duh, right?

    Plus, like I said before, Square are literally too lazy to animate some of the stuff that would have to be in there.

    And consider this: If it's a remake, have you considered any of that crap that happens in between seeing Tifa in the chocobo cart at Sector 6 and falling into the sewer? Cloud cross-dressing, getting in a bath with eight gay bodybuilders who like to wash their sweat and dirt off together while yelling "Wassup!" (worst goddamn meme ever...), putting makeup on, looking for "women's" undergarments designed to make his breasts look bigger, Don Corneo making thrusting gestures at Cloud/Tifa/Aeris...

    Seriously, the game would be at least a 15 in the UK (more than likely an 18) and rated at least M for Mature in the US (hopefully not AO, as it would get it removed from normal game shops), especially given how homophobic America still appears to be.
    Last edited by ReloadPsi; 10-14-2007 at 05:27 PM.

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