Another Backwards Thread

[Evastio]

OOC:

Since it was so successful last time I've decided to make another Backwards Thread. You guys should hopefully remember how it goes. Basically this is a thread where we start from the end of the thread to the beginning. Instead of: 1st Post, 2nd Post, 3rd Post, 4th Post, etc... It goes like: Last Post, 2nd Last Post, 3rd Last post, 4th Last Post, etc.. Starting from the last post we improvise a subject for this thread and we also improvise our way to the first post where the thread dies. Also if you're going to post off topic post it in with the OOC tab so we can tell. And don't make anyone post something innappropriate or embarrassing by responding to something they posted in quotes. It's okay to a certain extent. And don't try to begin the thread right away either. If you really want to, wait at least 120 posts. And please do not randomly go from one topic to another. We want to make this thread as realistic as possible. I'll end this thread then everyone improvises to the beginning of the thread:

So it was Psychotic. What he did was understandable though and I guess we'd all do the same thing in his posi<b></b>tion. Finally, we can all sleep knowing that our microwaves will be absolutely fine and won't go missing in the morning.

And for all the other CK's, Site Staff, and Admin: on behalf of the regular members of EoFF, we apologize for accusing you of being thieves.

[Tavrobel]

I figured out why he has gonnorhea. I sent the PM to you, too. We can close this thread now.

Not sure how you can get it stuck into the microwave, but, I guess if it works, you know?

[Freya]

I still refuse to believe it! I mean.... but.... But still how would that work anyway. I just... sometimes paul.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

But, stealing microwaves? I merely can't understand such odd behavior! It's absurd.

[Psychotic]

Then where were you when I was busy selling myself?

At six PM? Uh...I was just...you know, chilling with my homies from da street. They keep it real, do those homeless folk!

If that is true, then how come you were at my house, applying lotion to my back at that time? Exactly. You're the one who did it, and all evidence points to you.

Yeah, okay detectives, you caught me out. GREAT GOING.

[Jessweeee♪]

Hmm...that Psychotic character seems very suspicous!

[Fonzie]

Those things I've been informed of, make me cry in pants.




Why Paul, why?

[Evastio]

Stealing microwaves from EoFF Members sounds like something Yamaneko or Miriel would do.

Yeah, you caught me. It's a bit too late though. That was way back in 2005 and I only stole ShlupQuack's. It's the only one I know of that could fit a 1 foot radius cheeseburger and not make the burger cause a cheese explosion in from of my face.

Only ShlupQuack's? That still doesn't explain who stole everyone elses microwaves. And why mine ended up at the front of my house with the roof destroyed and with a chainsaw attached to the microwave plate rotator.

[oddler]

Good god, Miriel. If this In-N-Out burger place you're always talking about has 1 foot radius cheeseburgers, I might have to try it out.

You all know it's gonna be Psychotic. We already know he's a corn cob short of a Thanksgiving dinner.

[Rengori]

Then where were you when I was busy selling myself?

I know where I was, and I know where you were.

[Evastio]

It seems that only one person was in charge of the recent microwave robberies. So much for suspecting that the thief had accomplices.

[The Unknown Guru]

Please, hunt down these fiends who took my microwave! I'm really hungry!

[Jess]

It's just as well I know how to use an oven!

[Lawr]

OOC:	I'm having a hard time thinking of what I should say!! (And for some reason I feel like posting, "STFU GOBO" >.< ...Ok I think I understand. :/

I'm glad I don't live near Psychotic, that blind ape. As long as I know I can enjoy microwaved tea, I could care less about anyone else's "stolen" microwaves.

[Jessweeee♪]

I don't feel safe! I'm going to go out and buy a safe for my microwave ; ;

I suggest you all do the same!