Another Backwards Thread

[Iceglow]

I mean damn microwave stealing, sure psychotic has done some CRAZY things but I sure as hell don't believe he stole a microwave...he can't even cook a microwave meal!

[Værn]

Couldn't he have just done it there in the gas station? The ones around here all have microwaves for convenience, I cook burritos in them all the time... but to steal a microwave just for that is... well, "psychotic" is the best word for it. That description fits the situation quite nicely, doesn't it?

[Jojee]

Jojee rocks!

Aw, thanks <3

Yeah I really appreciate Jojee.

^_^ Y thank you.

I want Jojee in the sack, NOW.

I knew you'd come around. <3

Yeah, but have you ever had sex with a microwave? Smurfing awesome.

Er, no. I agree with what Rengori said... for once.

[Rengori]

OOC:	I could imagine nominus saying that...

I am the sexiest man on the planet and Jojee wants me in the sack. Microwave sex is bad, Nommels. Roasted penis = eww.

[Ouch!]

Yeah, but have you ever had sex with a microwave? Smurfing awesome.

Instant testicular cancer, huh?

Edit: Or a mutant penis. I'm pretty sure the outcome is bad either way.

[Evastio]

So far we've had a drill, an automatic sander, a glass shard shooter, a chainsaw, a cow action figure, and a electrocuter attached to our stolen microwaves that were mysteriously returned after being stolen. This just keeps getting stranger.

Stealing microwaves from EoFF Members sounds like something Yamaneko or Miriel would do.

After stealing Jojee's sucky microwave and getting sick over beans that I microwaved in there I quit being a microwave thief. Her microwave also caused a blackout at my house once it was finished heating the beans.

You're not telling us everything. I know you know who's the real thief but you're not telling us.

Also, I really doubt that Jojee has sucky microwaves because Jojee rocks!

[Lawr]

Jojo did it. Yes, Jojo

[Freya]

Then where were you when I was busy selling myself?

[Jojee]

Everything I say in this thread from this point on means the opposite.

I see, I'll keep this in mind

It wasn't me, it was Psychotic in the kitchen with a duck.

[Rengori]

Everything I say in this thread from this point on means the opposite.

Everything I say in this thread from this point on means the opposite.

So that means from THIS point on everything means what it usually does.

[Lawr]

I'm having my suspicions on that Jojo...

[Evastio]

I walked by Jojee's house lately and noticed a whole pile of broken microwaves on her lawn.

[Fatal Impurity]

hey i had my microwave stolen too! How come mine came with a used condom and a small japanese laborer attached?

[Rengori]

I'm going to give free lapdances to everyone now!

YAY!

[Fatal Impurity]

This thread is gettin seedy when Jojee starts offering herself up for cheap thrill's....

BUT I LIKE IT