New member to EoFF

[I Took the Red Pill]

Why is that ? Lol

We often have Turtle Festivals at EoFF, where we write turtle poems, draw turtle pictures, wear turtle shells as shoes, y'know, just stuff like that.

How much charisma do I need to get a date with you?

Check out her age in her profile you whacking great paedo. Although knowing your taste in women, you probably already did.

You're the one trying to seduce her with promises of reptiles you sick smurf.

Also, go to urbandictionary and type in turtle, and check out the first definition. You're a goddamn pervert.