So how awesome a return would you have to get to do something <i>really bad</i> to get it?

This can be prostitution, voiding a warranty, whatever. You have to give the examples! That is, like 'I think getting high is worth giving my little brother to Strange Tony down the street for the afternoon'.

Or to say this a more intelligible way, what things are just so awesome you would do something terrible to get it! Terrible means different things to different people, so if you think something is terrible but are afraid you'd be laughed at, you can post it anyways.

(this is kinda based off the voiding warranty thing, not prostitution or drugs, if you guys were wondering at my inspiration!)