To cut a long list short, my mother annoys me a fair bit; as does my sister. Andy van der Meyde only just manages to pass for comedy so I'll let him off. George Galloway, David Cameron and Clare Short really annoy me though. Especially Galloway. Oh, not forgetting that guy from Hell's Kitchen who constantly had a go at Jim Davidson, Sam Allardyce, Alex Salmond, most of the pensioners in north Wales and Graham Norton.

Irritable? Me?