Does God Swear To Tell The Truth?

**Forsaken Lover** · 09-19-2007, 07:16 PM

State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God - News Story - KETV Omaha

But the real story is if God has to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Him Himself.

**edczxcvbnm** · 09-19-2007, 07:19 PM

Old news :O Moving along

But seriously...that case would get thrown out by the judge. Only a fun judge would keep it around for amusement XD

**Old Manus** · 09-19-2007, 07:20 PM

Would be hard to keep him locked up in prison though.

**Forsaken Lover** · 09-19-2007, 07:21 PM

Old news :O Moving along

This entire forum is about discussing games that are at least a decade old.

A few days-old news story shouldn't be looked down upon.

Especially since this story is a much greater laugh than most of the FF games. Not that the FF games aren't good. They just aren't as amusing.

**edczxcvbnm** · 09-19-2007, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

Old news :O Moving along

This entire forum is about discussing games that are at least a decade old.

A few days-old news story shouldn't be looked down upon.

Especially since this story is a much greater laugh than most of the FF games. Not that the FF games aren't good. They just aren't as amusing.

HA HA XD You took it seriously XP

**Quindiana Jones** · 09-19-2007, 07:49 PM

We can't help but take you seriously edczxcvbnm. It's your serious name that makes us do it.

**Peegee** · 09-19-2007, 09:20 PM

When ed said old news I remember that this was done before and was dismissed (I hope). This is happening again?

Geez people have nothing better to do.

**Jessweeee♪** · 09-20-2007, 12:42 AM

How did I miss this o.O

I mean...if God were to go to court and lose, would he really have to pay

**Jess** · 09-20-2007, 12:44 AM

Seriously, what?

**Bunny** · 09-20-2007, 12:44 AM

I'm going to sue the Tooth Fairy.

**Rengori** · 09-20-2007, 12:45 AM

The senator's trying to prove a point about how frivelous a lawsuit can be. [/serious]

**Forsaken Lover** · 09-20-2007, 07:55 AM

What are the odds on this guy getting into Heaven?

**Zante** · 09-20-2007, 08:05 AM

Wasn't there a movie about this?

**TyphoonThaReapa** · 09-20-2007, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

What are the odds on this guy getting into Heaven?

1000% 'Cause God gonna taunt him for eternity saying "LOL!!!! YOU GOT PWNED IN THAT CASE BITCH!!!":rolleyes2

**Storm San** · 09-20-2007, 08:58 AM

Americans are indeed stupid.

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