This is just an overtired devotional to one of the greatest and most underrated things of eoff, rocket mole.

I can't take credit for this though, Elton Jon wrote it:

he dug a hole last night pre-flight
in the ground nine a.m.
And i'm gonna be drunk as a Quin by then
I miss the GOETs kind of i miss my kids
He's not from my face
Overgrown rat for the win!

And i think it's gonna GOE a long long time
Till darwin brings him down again to find
I'm not the mole they think i am at home
Oh no no no i'm a rocket mole
Rocket mole! burning out his fuse up here alone


Eoff ain't the kind of place to breed your moles
In fact it's old as hell
And there's no one there to tase them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
Darwin marks me off for bein' week
A rocket mole, a rocket mole


And i think I'm gonna GOE a long long time...

Rest in piece Quin!

ITT: Rocket Mole!
 What do you think of rocket mole? Legend or Epic Hero?