Rocket MOLE! devotional

[bipper]

This is just an overtired devotional to one of the greatest and most underrated things of eoff, rocket mole.

I can't take credit for this though, Elton Jon wrote it:

he dug a hole last night pre-flight
in the ground nine a.m.
And i'm gonna be drunk as a Quin by then
I miss the GOETs kind of i miss my kids
He's not from my face
Overgrown rat for the win!

And i think it's gonna GOE a long long time
Till darwin brings him down again to find
I'm not the mole they think i am at home
Oh no no no i'm a rocket mole
Rocket mole! burning out his fuse up here alone


Eoff ain't the kind of place to breed your moles
In fact it's old as hell
And there's no one there to tase them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
Darwin marks me off for bein' week
A rocket mole, a rocket mole


And i think I'm gonna GOE a long long time...

Rest in piece Quin!

ITT: Rocket Mole!
What do you think of rocket mole? Legend or Epic Hero?

[Loony BoB]

All I want to know is what the hell GOE is supposed to stand for.

The idea of a rocket mole is pretty cool. Yes.

[bipper]

All I want to know is what the hell GOE is supposed to stand for.

And just when I thought your custom user title misrepresented you! :quin:

[Levian]

Actually, I wanna know that too

[Loony BoB]

All I want to know is what the hell GOE is supposed to stand for.

And just when I thought your custom user title misrepresented you! :quin:

I even checked the Wiki a while back and it didn't tell me!

[bipper]

Am I even in the wiki?
and it is so funny how out of touch the staff is even though I touch it every night.

[Loony BoB]

Am I even in the wiki?

I don't think you were at my last check. My work has for some weird reason banned Eyes On Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online (but forums.eyesonff.com still works) right now so I can't check.

and it is so funny how out of touch the staff is even though I touch it every night.

I know you say it a lot but that's about it. And yeah, us staffers are slackers. You should know that by now. I still can't believe there aren't 500 members in the Feedback Forum every day going "omg you guys suck" or something. You used to be so much more pressing!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!

[Jess]

It's because we loveeeeeeee you all, BoB.

Rocket Mole is cute, but usually moles aren't so cute.

edit: further into Rocket Mole, the bit where he cries is all like eeeeeeeeeeeee hugs!

[bipper]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!

Mr Owl says: 1 - 2 - *crunch* 3. Three.

[Loony BoB]

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever.

[bipper]

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever.

You are getting warmer!

[Loony BoB]

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever.

You are getting warmer!

It's something to do with an owl that makes no sense?

[bipper]

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever.

You are getting warmer!

It's something to do with an owl that makes no sense?

Let's find out!

[Loony BoB]

I will try to remember to investigate this further when I am home and able to listen to YouTube videos.

[Quindiana Jones]

This is about my Rocket Mole, right?

I multi-orgasmed after this thread.

EDIT: RIP QUIN???