I'm wearing some pretty spiffy shirt today. And jeans, for jeans day.

I'm also drinking scary coffee. Coffee that stains teeth, clothes, porceline, white paint, and everything short of coffee. I brought the cup close to my mouth, and some coffee JUMPED OUT and tried to attack my spiffy new shirt! OMG!

So I moved my crotch and CAUGHT IT WITH MY PEN0R! seriously! I now have a patch of coffee on my crotch.

When was the last time you used your crotch? I mean..um...when was the last time you dirtied your clothes with fuds?