I found this in another forum, a hilarious take on people who leave a site in a huff
Our Man In Redmond's do it yourself GBCW post
Ever read one of those ?Originally Posted by Our Man In Redmond
I found this in another forum, a hilarious take on people who leave a site in a huff
Our Man In Redmond's do it yourself GBCW post
Ever read one of those ?Originally Posted by Our Man In Redmond
For some reason I want to fill up that form.
For scientific reasons
Happy Birthday to Me
Haha. Brilliant. I especially loved the "Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature." Fantastic.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later
there was a picture here
Unfortunately, I have decided to leave this site because you are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge... and those are your GOOD points. You'd think you people would be able to understand my insightful analysis into the way the world works.
I have therefore decided to deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts. So you can all therefore kiss my lilly-white, nerd pwning, final fantasy geek arse kicking arse.
I sign this sincerely
Jim
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
(X) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:
( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
(X) You allow [Censored for anonymity] who is a mouth-breathing fascist zealot without the capacity to admit he is wrong to post on this site
( ) _________________________________
You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
(X) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________
I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
(X) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________
So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
(X) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________
I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
(X) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,
_________________________________
The King
I've basically done that.
Yeah, me too, but I went with the dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale option
But most of those nipple twisters that have left EOFF did not even say goodbye or leave an hefty inheritance behind! Bitches! Whores! Buffaloes!
I had not an inheritance worth yet leaving. Now that I do, I plan to be buried with it.